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Most Authoritarian: 4,162ndMost Conservative: 4,902ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,209th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
May the Mexica forever follow DEAREST LEADERISM.
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Centeocihuatl

Population537 million

CapitalUeyaltepetl Iuiyaoyotl

CurrencyAztec DEAREST LEADER coin
Animaljaguar

The Empire of Centeocihuatl is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, ritual sacrifices, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 537 million Centeocihuatlans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ueyaltepetl Iuiyaoyotl. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Centeocihuatlan economy, worth 26.3 trillion Aztec DEAREST LEADER coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 48,935 Aztec DEAREST LEADER coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, dessert dishes make up the Centeocihuatlan breakfast menu, and peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centeocihuatl's national animal is the jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Centeocihuatl is ranked 170,771st in the world and 89th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Highest Economic Output, with 26.3 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Authoritarian: 4,162ndMost Conservative: 4,902ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,209thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,580thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,599thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,889thMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,848thMost Extreme: 18,506thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,613thMost Devout: 20,496th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Centeocihuatl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Centeocihuatl, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Centeocihuatl, dessert dishes make up the Centeocihuatlan breakfast menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Centeocihuatl, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Centeocihuatl, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.
  • : Following new legislation in Centeocihuatl, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Centeocihuatl, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Centeocihuatlan nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Centeocihuatl, arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets.
  • : Following new legislation in Centeocihuatl, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Centeocihuatl, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.

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