The Republic of Celjoro is a mid-sized, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 62 million Celjorans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 51.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Celjoroan economy, worth 2.99 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,162 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cash-strapped Celjorans scour their bodies for fortuitous zits, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celjoro's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Celjoro is ranked 83,986^th in the world and 450^th in Europeia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 36,211.56 Standard Monetary Units.