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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 159thHighest Drug Use: 216thHighest Crime Rates: 421st
The Fishermen of
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The Fishermen of Carriacou
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Carriacou

Population30.256 billion

CapitalCarriacou

CurrencyKnot
AnimalSeagull

The Fishermen of Carriacou is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, flagrant waste-dumping, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.256 billion Carriacouans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carriacou. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Carriacouan economy, worth a remarkable 5,899 trillion Knots a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 194,991 Knots, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,807,432 per year while the poor average 1,996, a ratio of 905 to 1.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and concussed Seagullball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Carriacou's national animal is the Seagull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Carriacou is ranked 1,161st in the world and 64th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 19,268.48 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 159thHighest Drug Use: 216thHighest Crime Rates: 421stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 484thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 608thMost Armed: 637thMost Avoided: 778thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 923rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,003rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,131stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,161stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,164thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,174thFattest Citizens: 1,385thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,522ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,821stHighest Economic Output: 2,516thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,037thLargest Populations: 4,224thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,583rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,435thRudest Citizens: 7,371stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,374thLargest Retail Industry: 9,695thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,091stHighest Average Incomes: 11,181stLargest Mining Sector: 12,083rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,770thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 14,643rdLargest Publishing Industry: 14,877thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,330thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,816thNudest: 18,012thSmartest Citizens: 19,766thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,027thMost Pro-Market: 25,293rd
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Highest Drug Use: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Armed: 29th in the regionMost Avoided: 31st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 33rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 49th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 51st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 51st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 58th in the regionFattest Citizens: 64th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 64th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 82nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 106th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 122nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 149th in the regionLargest Populations: 159th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 215th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 254th in the regionRudest Citizens: 410th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 461st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 474th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 492nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 515th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 653rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 702nd in the regionNudest: 787th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 799th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 801st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 812th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 829th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 830th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 853rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Carriacou was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Valuable International Artwork, Most Avoided, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Carriacou was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Carriacou's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Carriacou's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Carriacou's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Carriacou was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Carriacou ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Carriacou was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Carriacou was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Carriacou's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".

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