The Republic of Cantanasia 2 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Cantanasia with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.221 billion Cantanasia 2ians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cant. The average income tax rate is 25.5%.

The Cantanasia 2ian economy, worth 185 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 44,053 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, Free Market has been named as Cantanasia 2's national religion, and Cantanasia has just been declared ruler of Cantanasia 2 in an international press conference. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cantanasia 2's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Free Market.

Cantanasia 2 is ranked 146,495^th in the world and 5^th in Global Communist Liberation Collective for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 821.98 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.