The Federated States of Californiae is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Ianus Giano with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 21.032 billion Californians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Moson Kahni Federal District. The average income tax rate is 24.0%.

The powerhouse Californian economy, worth a remarkable 2,339 trillion Federated States Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 111,224 Federated States Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, President Ianus Giano claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Californiae, and arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes. Crime is totally unknown. Californiae's national animal is the Golden Wedgetail Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Californiae is ranked 42,751^st in the world and 2,610^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,950.15 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.