The Republic of Breizistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ash Frost with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.291 billion Breizistonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Breizistonian economy, worth 375 trillion dubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 114,111 dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Breizistan's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Breizistan is ranked 271,411^th in the world and 10,367^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.95 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.