Population | 3.116 billion |
Leader | Ash Frost |
Currency | dubloons |
Animal | Axolotl |
The Republic of Breizistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ash Frost with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.116 billion Breizistonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Breizistonian economy, worth 356 trillion dubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 114,543 dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation is so apathetic that Breizistonians can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government, Breizistonians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, and one can wake up in Breizistan and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Breizistan's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Breizistan is ranked 203,579th in the world and 5,450th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 43.54460407588 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Breizistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Following new legislation in Breizistan, one can wake up in Breizistan and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Breizistan, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.
- : Following new legislation in Breizistan, Breizistonians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in Breizistan, the nation is so apathetic that Breizistonians can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government.
- : Following new legislation in Breizistan, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Breizistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Breizistan, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
- : Following new legislation in Breizistan, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Breizistan has found 3 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in Breizistan, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.