The Republic of Bollonich is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Terry Spence with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed population of 4.83 billion Bollonischians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vreton. The average income tax rate is 44.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bollonischian economy, worth 540 trillion Bollonicshes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,824 Bollonicshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, nothing gets the party jumping like Terry Spence specifying how high, and corporate lobbying has been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bollonich's national animal is the The Great Bollosch Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bollonich is ranked 25,227^th in the world and 20^th in Rushmore for Most Beautiful Environments, with 905.97 pounds of wildlife per square mile.