The Constitutional Empire of Ivy Rekkia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by HM Elizabeth-Emerald Nicola Cunningham with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 19.513 billion Rekkashians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mollinet-Crayssac. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ivy Rekkian economy, worth a remarkable 2,921 trillion Qonias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,743 Qonias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, the comic book series 'HM Elizabeth-Emerald Nicola Cunningham and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ivy Rekkia's national animal is the Rekkashian Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ivy Rekkia is ranked 35,211^th in the world and 799^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 61.84 kickbacks per hour.