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Largest Insurance Industry: 93rdLargest Mining Sector: 191stHighest Economic Output: 209th
The Co-Prosperity Sphere of
Father Knows Best State
Ceterum censeo Huerdaeam esse delendam
Samoth Uyghur
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Auman

Population36.871 billion

CapitalZhamssassar Fortress
LeaderSamoth Uyghur

CurrencyTears of the Innocent
AnimalSouthern Fight-Snake

The Co-Prosperity Sphere of Auman is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Samoth Uyghur with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.871 billion Aumanii are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhamssassar Fortress. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aumanii economy, worth an astonishing 14,793 trillion Tears of the Innocents a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 401,212 Tears of the Innocents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Auman, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Aumanii mussels the biggest in Gholgoth, and politicians look weirdly alike. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Auman's national animal is the Southern Fight-Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Auman is ranked 2,558th in the world and 7th in Gholgoth for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 7,890.92 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 93rdLargest Mining Sector: 191stHighest Economic Output: 209thHighest Disposable Incomes: 262ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 274thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 334thMost Primitive: 376thMost Efficient Economies: 405thMost Armed: 474thMost Avoided: 511thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 565thHighest Poor Incomes: 582ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 654thLargest Publishing Industry: 733rdLargest Gambling Industry: 736thHighest Average Incomes: 860thHighest Crime Rates: 914thMost Patriotic: 1,058thLargest Populations: 1,073rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,091stMost Cultured: 1,101stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,189thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,190thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,204thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,291stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,339thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,457thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,638thSmartest Citizens: 2,154thLargest Black Market: 2,415thTop
5%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,558thMost Developed: 2,605thLargest Governments: 3,496thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,657thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,926thLargest Retail Industry: 5,069thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,274thHealthiest Citizens: 7,791stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,895thHighest Food Quality: 8,036thRudest Citizens: 8,785thTop
10%
Most Devout: 14,531stMost Stationary: 17,167thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,186thMost Influential: 20,518thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,322nd
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Auman was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Auman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Auman was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Imperial Fortress Garrison of The Kraven Corporation, infecting 118 million survivors.
  • : Auman was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Imperial Fortress Garrison of The Kraven Corporation, infecting 63 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Auman was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead.
  • : Auman was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Auman was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Auman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Auman was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Auman was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality.

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