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Largest Insurance Industry: 100th Largest Mining Sector: 166th Highest Economic Output: 193rd
The Co-Prosperity Sphere of
Father Knows Best State
Ceterum censeo Huerdaeam esse delendam
Samoth Uyghur
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Auman

Population32.243 billion

CapitalZhamssassar Fortress
LeaderSamoth Uyghur

CurrencyTears of the Innocent
AnimalSouthern Fight-Snake

The Co-Prosperity Sphere of Auman is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Samoth Uyghur with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.243 billion Aumanii are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhamssassar Fortress. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aumanii economy, worth an astonishing 12,833 trillion Tears of the Innocents a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 398,010 Tears of the Innocents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, and the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in Gholgoth. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Auman's national animal is the Southern Fight-Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Auman is ranked 506th in the world and 1st in Gholgoth for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 15,372.21 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 100thLargest Mining Sector: 166thHighest Economic Output: 193rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 248thHighest Disposable Incomes: 249thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 294thMost Avoided: 302ndHighest Poor Incomes: 327thMost Primitive: 345thMost Armed: 408thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 506thHighest Average Incomes: 586thMost Efficient Economies: 629thLargest Publishing Industry: 647thLargest Gambling Industry: 763rdHighest Crime Rates: 800thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 830thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 855thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 870thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 897thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 964thMost Cultured: 992ndLargest Black Market: 1,015thLargest Populations: 1,152ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,277thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,364thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,478thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 1,808thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,252ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,450thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,638thLargest Governments: 2,932ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,503rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,015thRudest Citizens: 4,135thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,646thHealthiest Citizens: 6,404thTop
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Most Devout: 10,370thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,706thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,746th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Auman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Auman, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in Gholgoth.
  • : Following new legislation in Auman, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Auman, sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Auman, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
  • : Following new legislation in Auman, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Auman, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
  • : Auman published "Naval Forces of the Sphere" (Factbook: Military).
  • : Auman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Auman, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.

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