The Republic of Audrey 19 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 2.135 billion Audrey 19ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 42.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Audrey 19ian economy, worth 21.6 trillion Join Lilies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,107 Join Lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and Audrey 19 has designated Audrey 19 City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audrey 19's national animal is the Join Lily.

Audrey 19 is ranked 152,407^th in the world and 5,364^th in Suspicious for Most Primitive, scoring -55.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.