The Republic of Asios Vast is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Asios I with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.118 billion Asiosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asios City. The average income tax rate is 8.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asios Vastian economy, worth 584 trillion Asiosian pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,597 Asiosian pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking, Asios I is considering changing the Asios Vastian flag to one with more glitter, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Asios Vast's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Asios Vast is ranked 152,909^th in the world and 674^th in Europeia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,070.03 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.