The Republic of Asios Vast is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Asios I with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.416 billion Asiosians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asios City. The average income tax rate is 13.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asios Vastian economy, worth 684 trillion Asiosian pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 200,462 Asiosian pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, people in Asios Vast can die peacefully knowing that all their debts are paid, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Asios Vast's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Asios Vast is ranked 304,758^th in the world and 1,412^th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 3.52 Obesity Rate.