The Reich of Anhalt Dessau is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Finn Hanz Kleining with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, soft-spoken computers, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.274 billion Anhalt Dessauers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teiwazien. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anhaltia-Dessia economy, worth 365 trillion Volksmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 111,673 Volksmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children pause apologies for their misdeeds to ask what fiscal insolvency actually is, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anhalt Dessau's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheistic Germanism.

Anhalt Dessau is ranked 10,595^th in the world and 908^th in Balder for Most Patriotic, with 62.44 flags saluted per person per day.