The Ancient Tribe of Amaan Land is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bashar Al Assad with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 16.643 billion Amaan Landians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wadiya. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Amaan Landian economy, worth a remarkable 2,541 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,716 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, going on a diet invalidates your passport, class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference, and politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amaan Land's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Amaan Land is ranked 4,826^th in the world and 12^th in The League for Lowest Crime Rates, with 117.33 law-abiding acts per hour.