Population | 2.504 billion |
Capital | Shamrock |
Leader | St Patrick |
Faith | Motorcyclism |
Currency | gold bar |
Animal | charm |
The Lucky Zombie Motor Club of The Eltran is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by St Patrick with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.504 billion Trains live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shamrock. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Trainiac economy, worth 294 trillion gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 117,770 gold bars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 722,831 per year while the poor average 8,398, a ratio of 86.1 to 1.
Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", St Patrick's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, and the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Eltran's national animal is the charm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Motorcyclism.
The Eltran is ranked 113,069th in the world and 70th in The League for Most Stationary, with 349.3323805938 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Eltran applied to join the World Assembly.
- : The Eltran resigned from the World Assembly.
- : The Eltran endorsed The Kingdom of Exitodia.
- : The Eltran endorsed The Floating Island Reality of Main Page.
- : The Eltran was endorsed by The Floating Island Reality of Main Page.
- : Following new legislation in The Eltran, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks.
- : The Eltran was endorsed by The Empire of Prevails.
- : The Eltran was endorsed by The Kingdom of Exitodia.
- : The Eltran was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : The Eltran was endorsed by The Potentially Great Country of South Austral.