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Highest Drug Use: 325thMost Valuable International Artwork: 339thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,328th
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The Eltran

Population2.504 billion

CapitalShamrock
LeaderSt Patrick
FaithMotorcyclism

Currencygold bar
Animalcharm

The Lucky Zombie Motor Club of The Eltran is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by St Patrick with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.504 billion Trains live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shamrock. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Trainiac economy, worth 294 trillion gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 117,770 gold bars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 722,831 per year while the poor average 8,398, a ratio of 86.1 to 1.

Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", St Patrick's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, and the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Eltran's national animal is the charm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Motorcyclism.

The Eltran is ranked 113,069th in the world and 70th in The League for Most Stationary, with 349.3323805938 days.

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Highest Drug Use: 325thMost Valuable International Artwork: 339thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,328thHighest Crime Rates: 1,341stRudest Citizens: 1,567thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,054thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,079thMost Extreme: 2,862ndTop
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Most Avoided: 3,449thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,654thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,241stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,296thMost Armed: 4,534thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,627thLargest Retail Industry: 6,812thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,584thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,106thMost Inclusive: 12,343rdTop
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Nudest: 15,413thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,849thHighest Food Quality: 21,127thMost Pro-Market: 22,857thMost Politically Free: 23,298thSmartest Citizens: 25,642ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25,922ndFattest Citizens: 26,275thMost Efficient Economies: 28,862ndMost Influential: 29,078th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 26th in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionFattest Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Black Market: 43rd in the region

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