The Democratic Republic of All are Equal is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Barbara Flaherty with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.009 billion All are Equailians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coprigadam. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient All are Equalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,867 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 233,123 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the endangered saltwater humpback Porpoise is only seen in captivity programs, and pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All are Equal's national animal is the Porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

All are Equal is ranked 377^th in the world and 7^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6,374.46 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.