The Democratic Republic of All are Equal is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Barbara Flaherty with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.147 billion All are Equailians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coprigadam. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient All are Equalian economy, worth a remarkable 5,037 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 311,981 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, decongestants have replaced Dollars in street transactions, and badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All are Equal's national animal is the Porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

All are Equal is ranked 248,554^th in the world and 91^st in The Union of Democratic States for Largest Black Market, with 145 billion Standard Monetary Units.