The Republic of Alixlux is a large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 81 million Alixluxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.

The Alixluxian economy, worth 4.05 trillion Armens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,019 Armens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, patriots insist that size does matter, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alixlux's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alixlux is ranked 194,690^th in the world and 194^th in NationStates for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.