The United Kingdoms of Neo-Routhengard is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Michel Nicole Demetrius with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.955 billion Routhengardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edel Garden. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo-Routhengardian economy, worth 883 trillion xanthousites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 223,444 xanthousites, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and Neo-Routhengardian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Routhengard's national animal is the snowshoe rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Psaltery of the Heavens.

Neo-Routhengard is ranked 289,040^th in the world and 11,222^nd in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.38 kickbacks per hour.