The People's Republic of SapphoLesbos is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lesbian Mao and Sappho's Soviet with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, soft-spoken computers, and digital currency. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.37 billion SapphoLesbians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lungsod ng Bayan. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient SapphoLesbian economy, worth a remarkable 1,360 trillion SapphoLesbian Revolutionary Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 253,285 SapphoLesbian Revolutionary Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, a mushroom a day keeps the sadness away, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime is totally unknown. SapphoLesbos's national animal is the Commie Carabao, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Little Pink Book of Good Vibes.

SapphoLesbos is ranked 740^th in the world and 8^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,079.12 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.