The Federal Republic of Albertopia is a small, efficient nation, renowned for its daily referendums, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 29 million Albertopians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.0%.

The thriving Albertopian economy, worth 2.23 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 76,938 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Only the richest get to see out of their windows, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams, people wouldn't be seen dead without their guns, and you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs. Crime is almost non-existent. Albertopia's national animal is the Bear.

Albertopia is ranked 91,445^th in the world and 82^nd in The Western Isles for Highest Average Incomes, with 76,938.48 Standard Monetary Units.