The Dreaming of Unshleepd is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 11149433859 with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.867 billion Dreamers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sleepy Squad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dreamer economy, worth a remarkable 5,736 trillion Decibels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 445,841 Decibels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,997,124 per year while the poor average 6,373, a ratio of 627 to 1.

The nation is in perpetual campaign mode, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, and Sleepy Squad has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Unshleepd's national animal is the Lulu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lichwała.

Unshleepd is ranked 291,091^st in the world and 6,359^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 2.39 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.