The United States of Adepts is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Marshal Ken with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate population of 9.016 billion Adeptsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Adepts. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Adeptsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,787 trillion Adeptsian Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,207 Adeptsian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Adepts Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adepts's national animal is the Polar bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Constitution Preservation Union.

Adepts is ranked 27,730^th in the world and 1,375^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.