The of ABC123 53 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, avant-garde cinema, and public floggings. The cynical population of 10.838 billion ABC123 53ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.1%.

The all-consuming ABC123 53ian economy, worth 997 trillion wefwefs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,043 wefwefs, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of ABC123 53. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ABC123 53's national animal is the wfefwef, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ABC123 53 is ranked 214,326^th in the world and 5,320^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -91.7 on the Scary Big Number Scale.