The Fantastic DutchGarth Kingdom of Vylixan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sitethief with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 9.999 billion Vylixanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Lynxa City. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Vylixanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,157 trillion Xanvylis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 115,783 Xanvylis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, moonshine has made a resurgence, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vylixan's national animal is the Naxilyv, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Vylixan is ranked 5,595^th in the world and 142^nd in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.76 law-abiding acts per hour.