The Kyorgia's disciple of Vuy is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Kyorgia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 13.364 billion hoes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyorgia. The average income tax rate is 35.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kyorgian economy, worth 603 trillion hoes a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Average income is 45,126 hoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes all major gold finds, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, some Kyorgian athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events, and the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vuy's national animal is the kyorgia, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is feetism.

Vuy is ranked 81,904^th in the world and 609^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,209.58 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.