The Republic of Vallonias is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.15 billion Vallonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Downtown Tondo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Vallonasian economy, worth 90.6 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 78,742 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,522 per year while the poor average 14,347, a ratio of 20.9 to 1.

Cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, and Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Vallonias's national animal is the Bald Eagle.

Vallonias is ranked 96,457^th in the world and 72^nd in The Eternal Order for Most Corrupt Governments, with 14.27 kickbacks per hour.