The Productivity Platform of Nextcloud is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, rampant corporate plagiarism, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.218 billion Nextcloudians, 1.159 billion of whom are zombies, are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 31.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nextcloudian economy, worth a remarkable 1,245 trillion cedis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 173,599 cedis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nextcloudians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, Nextcloud City is a police state during international summits, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nextcloud's national animal is the toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nextcloud is ranked 8,066^th in the world and 28^th in Aetherius for Nudest, with 1,055.75 cheeks per square mile.