The Republic of Linagdoth is a massive, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 1.445 billion Linagdothians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 61.9%.

The strong Linagdothian economy, worth 105 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 72,721 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Women across the country are tying the knot, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, Linagdoth is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linagdoth's national animal is the tiger.

Linagdoth is ranked 18,172^nd in the world and 1,075^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 114.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.