The Interstellar Republic of Isaris is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Thilize Ryshoalvy with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful population of 29.737 billion Isari enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arnon. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Isari economy, worth a remarkable 7,482 trillion equiliants a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 251,624 equiliants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

News headlines suggest that Prime Minister Thilize Ryshoalvy has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector. Crime is totally unknown. Isaris's national animal is the barn owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Isaris is ranked 816^th in the world and 3^rd in Equilism for Nicest Citizens, with 106.22 average smiles per day.