The Interstellar Republic of Isaris is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Thilize Ryshoalvy with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.464 billion Isari are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arnon. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Isari economy, worth a remarkable 5,286 trillion equiliants a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 246,301 equiliants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, a third of Isari are e-certified CEOs, hackers post hourly updates on international summits, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime is totally unknown. Isaris's national animal is the barn owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Isaris is ranked 788^th in the world and 4^th in Equilism for Longest Average Lifespans, with 95.69 Years.