The Continent of Asia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning Elephant population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.754 billion Asians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The Asian economy, worth 176 trillion golds a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 46,889 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Asia's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asia is ranked 136,287^th in the world and 4,495^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -45.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.