The Most Primitive in Osiris
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Osiris is ranked 22,165th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Communist Republic of Dandeleria | Psychotic Dictatorship | “United we stand, divided we fall” | |
| 2. |  The Unraveling of All Mummified Things | Father Knows Best State | “I'll bind you up!” | |
| 3. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Ligon Swamplands | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The Truth Emerges From The Mud” | |
| 4. | The Supreme Pocialist Empire of The Teletubby Republic | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Eh-oh!” | |
| 5. |  The Community of RockTown | Democratic Socialists | “Ugg rugganga uh” | |
| 6. |  The Ancien Regime of Qirin | Authoritarian Democracy | “Look Only To The Past” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Northern Peady | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Freedom and Democracy” | |
| 8. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Kaczynskia | Democratic Socialists | “Money cannot be eaten.” | |
| 9. |  The Most Serene Holy Republic of Parpura | Corporate Police State | “Power through Power” | |
| 10. |  The Holy Empire of Andastan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You always know where we Stan-d” |
