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Osiris World Census

The Most Primitive in Osiris

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Osiris is ranked 19,764th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Kingdom of Swanky IslandIron Fist Consumerists“If anyone makes it to old age, we haven't done our job”
2.The Oppressed Peoples of Ligon SwamplandsPsychotic Dictatorship“The Truth Emerges From The Mud”
3.The Theocracy of Radiant LightIron Fist Consumerists“To God Through Suffering”
4.The United Kingdom of LittlestHoboInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Happiness is a warm puppy”
5.The Grand Duchy of Dragons PowerPsychotic Dictatorship“We live, we rule, we conquer”
6.The Matriarchy of Ba_Ba_BluieDemocratic Socialists“OH SACRED NATURE STUFF!!”
7.The Benedictus Imperium of Grande ImperoFather Knows Best State“Victoria, De Imperio!!”
8.The Large Campfire of We badFather Knows Best State“Your Waifu is Trash”
9.The Grey Kingdom of WiewawoeIron Fist Consumerists“To king and system we'll be true. Weuh.”
10.The Grand Duchydom of VorinInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We're here first...wait, who are you?”
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