The Join Lily of 167th Catgirl Division is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and infamous sell-swords. The hard-working population of 10.548 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 25.7%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 461 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 43,785 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 167th Catgirl Division's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

167th Catgirl Division is ranked 63,529^th in the world and 2,148^th in Suspicious for Most Primitive, scoring 43.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.