The Militarized State of Monoff is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Great Leader Kleav Boricov with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 35.941 billion Monoffians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vyatskiye Polyany. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.7%.

The powerhouse Monoffian economy, worth a remarkable 4,070 trillion shanks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,265 shanks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 532,873 per year while the poor average 14,313, a ratio of 37.2 to 1.

The nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Osiris, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales, and murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monoff's national animal is the german sheperd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nazarene Christianity.

Monoff is ranked 301,856^th in the world and 12,616^th in Osiris for Least Corrupt Governments, with 37 percentage of bribes refused.