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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,000th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,563rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,067th
The Militarized State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Dont sit Dont breath without being told
Great Leader Kleav Boricov
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Monoff

Population21.94 billion

CapitalNew Vyatskiye Polyany
LeaderGreat Leader Kleav Boricov
FaithNazarene Christianity

Currencyshank
Animalgerman sheperd

The Militarized State of Monoff is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Great Leader Kleav Boricov with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 21.94 billion Monoffians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vyatskiye Polyany. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.7%.

The powerhouse Monoffian economy, worth a remarkable 2,481 trillion shanks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,093 shanks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 348,341 per year while the poor average 28,357, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

The nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Monoffian Militarized Zone, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales, and murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monoff's national animal is the german sheperd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nazarene Christianity.

Monoff is ranked 5,165th in the world and 2nd in Monoffian Militarized Zone for Most Stationary, with 1,994.70705672 Days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,000thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,563rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,067thMost Devout: 2,963rdLargest Populations: 4,249thHighest Economic Output: 4,545thLargest Black Market: 4,643rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,649thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,040thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,071stMost Stationary: 5,165thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,418thLowest Crime Rates: 7,176thLargest Governments: 7,269thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,477thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,478thMost Conservative: 10,799thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,547thMost Influential: 12,664thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,782ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,467thBest Weather: 15,172ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,417th

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  • : Monoff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Monoff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Monoff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Monoff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Monoff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Monoff was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Monoff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Monoff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Monoff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Monoff was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.

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