The Constitutional Monarchy of Mister X is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Margaret Thatcher with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.822 billion Mister Xians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thatcher City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mister Xian economy, worth a remarkable 4,399 trillion T-Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,364 T-Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit, survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mister X's national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mister X is ranked 87,858^th in the world and 3,075^th in Balder for Most Politically Free, scoring 69.52 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.