The Constitutional Monarchy of Mister X is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Margaret Thatcher with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.377 billion Mister Xians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thatcher City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mister Xian economy, worth a remarkable 2,787 trillion T-Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,199 T-Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, and news headlines usually include p-values. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mister X's national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mister X is ranked 206,917^th in the world and 7,221^st in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.31 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.