The Constitutional Monarchy of Mister X is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Margaret Thatcher with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.237 billion Mister Xians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thatcher City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mister Xian economy, worth a remarkable 2,361 trillion T-Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 178,428 T-Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 543,408 per year while the poor average 45,470, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Thatcher City with effluent, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead, and no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mister X's national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mister X is ranked 142,841^st in the world and 1^st in Fabulosos for Most Income Equality, scoring 8.37 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.