The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President-for-life Ronald T Dump with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 47.627 billion Miraclians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miraclia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Miraclian economy, worth an astonishing 27,713 trillion Monits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 581,890 Monits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,488,215 per year while the poor average 44,003, a ratio of 79.3 to 1.

Exterminators swarm Miraclian homes, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and politicians tack on a service charge for assisting with casework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Miraclia's national animal is the spotted lionfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Miraclian Catholic.

Miraclia is ranked 1,076^th in the world and 1^st in The Heartland for Most Corrupt Governments, with 506.79 kickbacks per hour.