The Commonwealth of Miekzhemy is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Adam Mazepa with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 21.012 billion Miekzhs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Częstochowa. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miekzh economy, worth a remarkable 2,014 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,862 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Where your food came from is an unknowable mystery, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miekzhemy's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Miekzhemy is ranked 36,307^th in the world and 788^th in Lazarus for Most Politically Free, scoring 81.52 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.