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Population16.912 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Adam Mazepa


The Commonwealth of Miekzhemy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Adam Mazepa with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.912 billion Miekzhs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Częstochowa. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miekzh economy, worth a remarkable 1,658 trillion Marks a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,046 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Where your food came from is an unknowable mystery, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Miekzhemy's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Miekzhemy is ranked 52,289th in the world and 59th in Libertarian Socialist Confederation for Healthiest Citizens, with 5.22 bananas ingested per day.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,087thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,829thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,159thLargest Black Market: 7,800thMost Influential: 8,073rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,026thNudest: 11,166thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,204thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,769thHighest Economic Output: 11,913thTop
Most Cultured: 13,886thSmartest Citizens: 14,430thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,326thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,166thLargest Populations: 16,634thMost Developed: 17,207thHighest Food Quality: 17,862ndLongest Average Lifespans: 18,730thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,207thMost Inclusive: 22,128thMost Stationary: 23,477thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,694thMost Politically Free: 25,202ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,489th
Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Free Twigland, Kolechecka, Fachumonn, Deservingstan, and Patagonian Workers Front.