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Population10.46 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Adam Mazepa


The Commonwealth of Miekzhemy is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Adam Mazepa with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.46 billion Miekzhs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Częstochowa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Miekzh economy, worth a remarkable 1,180 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 112,820 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Where your food came from is an unknowable mystery, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem. Miekzhemy's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Miekzhemy is ranked 136,188th in the world and 20th in The Federation of Anarchist Communes for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.7 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most Rebellious Youth: 2,748thLargest Black Market: 4,488thHighest Crime Rates: 5,647thMost Armed: 6,395thNudest: 6,757thTop
Most Politically Free: 8,586thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,028thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,708thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,884thHighest Economic Output: 11,524thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,806thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,327thMost Influential: 14,527thMost Cultured: 14,573rd
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

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