The Stellar Empire of Lemlar is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Konstantin Metaxas with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.752 billion Lemlar hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 𐐗𐐬𐑌𐑅𐐻𐐪𐑌𐐻𐐨𐑌𐐬𐐹𐐬𐑊𐐨𐑅. The average income tax rate is 57.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lemlaer economy, worth a remarkable 7,300 trillion Soliduses a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 320,883 Soliduses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs, museum visitors often bring lemons and black lights, and party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lemlar's national animal is the Manticore, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Lemlar is ranked 3,784^th in the world and 2^nd in Greater Middle East for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 137,658.92 Standard Monetary Units.