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Rudest Citizens: 445th Most Armed: 639th Largest Gambling Industry: 821st
The Stellar Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
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Andréas Kovács
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Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Lemlar

Population7.043 billion

CapitalKonstantinopouli
LeaderAndréas Kovács
FaithVioletism

CurrencyForint
AnimalPhoenix

The Stellar Empire of Lemlar is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Andréas Kovács with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.043 billion Lemlari are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konstantinopouli. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemlaer economy, worth a remarkable 1,631 trillion Forints a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 231,681 Forints, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

A newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Lemlaer as 'your finger, you fool', college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, and Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lemlar's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Lemlar is ranked 33,455th in the world and 1st in Dont Join Dont Talk for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 75.11 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Rudest Citizens: 445thMost Armed: 639thLargest Gambling Industry: 821stHighest Crime Rates: 1,070thLargest Retail Industry: 1,088thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,257thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,295thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,390thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,951stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,452ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,603rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,758thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,072ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,491stHighest Average Incomes: 3,618thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,696thMost Avoided: 5,183rdLargest Black Market: 5,201stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,641stMost Efficient Economies: 5,746thMost Cultured: 6,386thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,487thHighest Economic Output: 7,559thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,543rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,611thMost Devout: 10,906thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,123rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,143rdLargest Mining Sector: 12,653rdHighest Drug Use: 13,376thLargest Governments: 14,161st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lemlar, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemlar, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemlar, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemlar, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Lemlaer as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemlar, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemlar, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms.
  • : Lemlar changed its national faith to "Violetism".
  • : Lemlar changed its national faith to "Violet is".
  • : Following new legislation in Lemlar, dining out often involves Phoenixes on the plate no matter what you order.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemlar, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love.

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