The Império do Brasil of Lemlar is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Konstantinos Kovács with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.362 billion Lemlares are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 𐐗𐐬𐑌𐑅𐐻𐐪𐑌𐐻𐐨𐑌𐐬𐐹𐐬𐑊𐐨𐑅. The average income tax rate is 30.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lemlaer economy, worth a remarkable 2,560 trillion Forints a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 273,534 Forints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

𐐗𐐬𐑌𐑅𐐻𐐪𐑌𐐻𐐨𐑌𐐬𐐹𐐬𐑊𐐨𐑅 has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Commonwealth of Liberty, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lemlar's national animal is the Doggo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Lemlar is ranked 187,272^nd in the world and 212^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 44.79 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.