The Stellar Empire of Lemlar is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Andréas Kovács with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.043 billion Lemlari are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konstantinopouli. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemlaer economy, worth a remarkable 1,631 trillion Forints a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 231,681 Forints, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

A newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Lemlaer as 'your finger, you fool', college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, and Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lemlar's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

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