Population | 13.315 billion |
Capital | Riga |
Leader | Kaja Kallas |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Doggo |
The Baltic Union of Lemlar is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kaja Kallas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.315 billion Balts hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riga. The average income tax rate is 53.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Baltic economy, worth a remarkable 4,049 trillion Euros a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 304,148 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, Kaja Kallas is famed for giving great back rubs, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Euros of property damage, and belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lemlar's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Lemlar is ranked 14,190th in the world and 7th in Greater Middle East for Most Patriotic, with 40.09 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Lemlar, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
- : Following new legislation in
Lemlar, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Euros of property damage.
- : Following new legislation in
Lemlar, Kaja Kallas is famed for giving great back rubs.
- : Following new legislation in
Lemlar, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
- : Following new legislation in
Lemlar, international tensions are high as Lemlar threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Lemlar, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast.
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Lemlar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
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Lemlar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Highest Drug Use.
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Lemlar, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in
Lemlar, a plague of zealots has been unleashed on the streets of Riga.