The Rzeczpospolita Polska of Lemlar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mateusz Morawiecki with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.467 billion Polish are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 45.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth a remarkable 3,405 trillion Złoties a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 297,015 Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, Lemlar's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, newspapers print only headlines, and people in Lemlar can die peacefully knowing that all their debts are paid. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lemlar's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Lemlar is ranked 21,185^th in the world and 45^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.12 years.