The Império do Brasil of Lemlar is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Konstantinos Kovács with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.607 billion Lemlares are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 𐐗𐐬𐑌𐑅𐐻𐐪𐑌𐐻𐐨𐑌𐐬𐐹𐐬𐑊𐐨𐑅. The average income tax rate is 35.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lemlaer economy, worth a remarkable 2,713 trillion Forints a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 282,501 Forints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, straitjackets are a common religious garb, space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lemlar's national animal is the Doggo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Lemlar is ranked 199,207^th in the world and 168^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Secular, with 11.65 Atheism Rate.