The Baltic Union of Lemlar is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kaja Kallas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.315 billion Balts hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riga. The average income tax rate is 53.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Baltic economy, worth a remarkable 4,049 trillion Euros a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 304,148 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, Kaja Kallas is famed for giving great back rubs, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Euros of property damage, and belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lemlar's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Lemlar is ranked 14,190^th in the world and 7^th in Greater Middle East for Most Patriotic, with 40.09 flags saluted per person per day.