The Federal Türkiye Krallığı of Lemlar is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Hulusi Akar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.582 billion Turks are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of İstanbul. The average income tax rate is 44.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turkish economy, worth a remarkable 3,127 trillion Lire a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 295,573 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, major cities run on potato batteries, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, and you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lemlar's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Lemlar is ranked 12,119^th in the world and 17^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,981.45 on the Societal Mobility Rating.