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Lemlar

Population13.315 billion

CapitalRiga
LeaderKaja Kallas
FaithChristianity

CurrencyEuro
AnimalDoggo

The Baltic Union of Lemlar is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kaja Kallas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.315 billion Balts hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riga. The average income tax rate is 53.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Baltic economy, worth a remarkable 4,049 trillion Euros a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 304,148 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, Kaja Kallas is famed for giving great back rubs, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Euros of property damage, and belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lemlar's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Lemlar is ranked 14,190th in the world and 7th in Greater Middle East for Most Patriotic, with 40.09 flags saluted per person per day.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 384thRudest Citizens: 428thMost Armed: 549thLargest Retail Industry: 556thHighest Crime Rates: 719thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,046thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,090thLargest Black Market: 1,146thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,286thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,287thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,611thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,717thHighest Average Incomes: 2,200thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,421stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,649thHighest Drug Use: 2,719thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,869thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,173rdHighest Economic Output: 3,614thMost Cultured: 3,697thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,889thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,468thMost Avoided: 5,763rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,834thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,070thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,559thLargest Governments: 8,228thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,503rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,179thTop
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Most Developed: 13,875thMost Patriotic: 14,190thLargest Mining Sector: 14,194thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,298thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,440thSmartest Citizens: 16,482ndBest Weather: 20,072ndLongest Average Lifespans: 22,434thMost Secular: 22,761stLargest Populations: 23,410th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lemlar, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemlar, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Euros of property damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemlar, Kaja Kallas is famed for giving great back rubs.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemlar, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemlar, international tensions are high as Lemlar threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemlar, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast.
  • : Lemlar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Lemlar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemlar, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemlar, a plague of zealots has been unleashed on the streets of Riga.

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