The People's Republic of Laywenrania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Miss Wenin with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.001 billion Laywenranians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Misor. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Laywenranian economy, worth a remarkable 5,280 trillion Sonus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 188,582 Sonus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and families make most of their annual income from government benefits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laywenrania's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Laywenrania is ranked 330,889^th in the world and 53^rd in New Warsaw Pact for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -25.44 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.