The People's Republic of Laywenrania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Wenin with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.094 billion Laywenranians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Misor. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Laywenranian economy, worth a remarkable 2,252 trillion Sonus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 186,225 Sonus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, and citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laywenrania's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Laywenrania is ranked 4,422^nd in the world and 13^th in New Warsaw Pact for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,758.05 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.