The People's Republic of Laywenrania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Miss Wenin with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.509 billion Laywenranians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Misor. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Laywenranian economy, worth a remarkable 3,650 trillion Sonus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,096 Sonus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', Laywenranians believe manners maketh the leader, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laywenrania's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Laywenrania is ranked 265,480^th in the world and 78^th in New Warsaw Pact for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -30.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.