The 🎇 1st Option 🌄 Card Museum 🎆 of La Pr1mavera is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Museum Director Louis Pr1ma with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The humorless, devout population of 16.04 billion trading card collectors are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Museum Visitor Center. The average income tax rate is 71.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Pr1ma economy, worth a remarkable 3,009 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,604 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Pr1mavera's national animal is the pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is card collecting.

La Pr1mavera is ranked 95,759^th in the world and 5^th in Free Thought for Most Influential, scoring 718 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.