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Most Devout: 4,705th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5,642nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,169th
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La Pr1mavera

Population1.691 billion

CapitalMuseum Visitor Center
LeaderMuseum Director Louis Pr1ma
Faithcard collecting

Currencylira
Animalpegasus

The 🎇 1st Option 🌄 Card Museum 🎆 of La Pr1mavera is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Museum Director Louis Pr1ma with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.691 billion trading card collectors are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Museum Visitor Center. The average income tax rate is 66.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pr1ma economy, worth 227 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,475 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Pr1mavera's national animal is the pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is card collecting.

La Pr1mavera is ranked 108,207th in the world and 13th in Free Thought for Most Income Equality, scoring 23.14 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Devout: 4,705thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,642ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,169thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,018thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,301stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 10,549thLargest Mining Sector: 11,657thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,126thHealthiest Citizens: 13,008thLowest Crime Rates: 13,034thHighest Average Incomes: 16,214thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,385thMost Efficient Economies: 16,662nd
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in La Pr1mavera, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in La Pr1mavera, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
  • : Following new legislation in La Pr1mavera, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
  • : Following new legislation in La Pr1mavera, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.
  • : Following new legislation in La Pr1mavera, executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins.
  • : Following new legislation in La Pr1mavera, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in La Pr1mavera, pegasuses that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage.
  • : Following new legislation in La Pr1mavera, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in La Pr1mavera, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.

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