The 🎇 1st Option 🌄 Card Museum 🎆 of La Pr1mavera is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Museum Director Louis Pr1ma with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 4.951 billion trading card collectors are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Museum Visitor Center. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pr1ma economy, worth 912 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,342 lire, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, the official Pr1ma Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and programmers often reinvent the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Pr1mavera's national animal is the pegasus and its national religion is card collecting.

La Pr1mavera is ranked 7,155^th in the world and 1^st in Free Thought for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 470,708 Standard Monetary Units.