The 🎇 1st Option 🌄 Card Museum 🎆 of La Pr1mavera is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Museum Director Louis Pr1ma with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.691 billion trading card collectors are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Museum Visitor Center. The average income tax rate is 66.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pr1ma economy, worth 227 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,475 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Pr1mavera's national animal is the pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is card collecting.

La Pr1mavera is ranked 108,207^th in the world and 13^th in Free Thought for Most Income Equality, scoring 23.14 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.