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Most Valuable International Artwork: 545thMost Devout: 2,461stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,129th
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La Pr1mavera

Population7.866 billion

CapitalMuseum Visitor Center
LeaderMuseum Director Louis Pr1ma
Faithcard collecting

Currencylira
Animalpegasus

The 🎇 1st Option 🌄 Card Museum 🎆 of La Pr1mavera is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Museum Director Louis Pr1ma with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The humorless, devout population of 7.866 billion trading card collectors are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Museum Visitor Center. The average income tax rate is 71.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Pr1ma economy, worth a remarkable 1,475 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,604 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Pr1mavera's national animal is the pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is card collecting.

La Pr1mavera is ranked 189,832nd in the world and 11th in Free Thought for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 545thMost Devout: 2,461stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,129thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,258thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,068thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,256thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,491stLowest Crime Rates: 5,765thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,747thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,868thHealthiest Citizens: 8,302ndLargest Black Market: 8,395thLargest Mining Sector: 8,610thHighest Average Incomes: 8,945thMost Efficient Economies: 9,358thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,121stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,131stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,790thLargest Governments: 12,357thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,419thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,567thHighest Economic Output: 13,912thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,117thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,521stMost Patriotic: 15,881stSmartest Citizens: 16,659thMost Stationary: 17,069thBest Weather: 20,272ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,040thMost Influential: 22,713thMost Inclusive: 24,252ndMost Developed: 24,369th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : La Pr1mavera's influence in Free Thought fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Contender".
  • : La Pr1mavera's influence in Free Thought rose from "Contender" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout and the Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced and Largest Governments.

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