The Ancient Empire of Kylarnatia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Caesar Silvier Catherina Silvanus IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 38.996 billion Kylarnatians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krytopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kylarnatian economy, worth an astonishing 16,076 trillion Caesar's Aurums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 412,270 Caesar's Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers are immune to arrest while attending their victims' funerals, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, living well is no longer the best kind of revenge, and every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kylarnatia's national animal is the Auro-Herbae Vulpes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Silvier Sacerdotium.

Kylarnatia is ranked 677^th in the world and 1^st in Gholgoth for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 44,994.87 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.