The Meowstical Majestic Tomcat of Tiami is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Maeralya Amador with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 16.802 billion Amadorians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ifa Serine. The average income tax rate is 46.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amadorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,225 trillion Aeureuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 251,515 Aeureuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The TBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory, the 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise, and Tiami is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiami's national animal is the He'kir Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Ithronel.

Tiami is ranked 301,232^nd in the world and 11^th in Gholgoth for Most Primitive, scoring -311.95 on the Scary Big Number Scale.