The Ancient Empire of Kylarnatia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Caesar Silvier Catherina Silvanus IV with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 26.852 billion Kylarnatians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krytopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kylarnatian economy, worth an astonishing 10,905 trillion Caesar's Aurums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 406,142 Caesar's Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and the nation's mettle is about to be tested. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kylarnatia's national animal is the Auro-Herbae Vulpes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Silvier Sacerdotium.

Kylarnatia is ranked 241,099^th in the world and 31^st in Gholgoth for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.