The Ancient Empire of Kylarnatia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Caesar Silvier Catherina Silvanus IV with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 22.47 billion Kylarnatians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krytopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kylarnatian economy, worth a remarkable 8,695 trillion Caesar's Aurums a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 386,977 Caesar's Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Kylarnatia, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Kylarnatia will pay them to stop, and Kylarnatian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kylarnatia's national animal is the Auro-Herbae Vulpes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Silvier Sacerdotium.

Kylarnatia is ranked 529^th in the world and 1^st in Gholgoth for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 18,113.31 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.