The Ancient Empire of Kylarnatia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Caesar Silvier Catherina Silvanus IV with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 24.897 billion Kylarnatians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krytopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kylarnatian economy, worth an astonishing 10,031 trillion Caesar's Aurums a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 402,904 Caesar's Aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, Kylarnatia is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kylarnatia's national animal is the Auro-Herbae Vulpes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Silvier Sacerdotium.

Kylarnatia is ranked 3,967^th in the world and 9^th in Gholgoth for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 706,843.67 Standard Monetary Units.