The Ancient Empire of Kylarnatia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Caesar Silvier Catherina Silvanus IV with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.981 billion Kylarnatians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krytopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kylarnatian economy, worth a remarkable 7,195 trillion Caesar's Aurums a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 379,115 Caesar's Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kylarnatia's national animal is the Auro-Herbae Vulpes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Silvier Sacerdotium.

Kylarnatia is ranked 78,281^st in the world and 16^th in Gholgoth for Most Extreme, scoring 17.19 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.