The Ancient Empire of Kylarnatia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Caesar Silvier Catherina Silvanus IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 25.962 billion Kylarnatians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krytopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kylarnatian economy, worth an astonishing 10,530 trillion Caesar's Aurums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 405,609 Caesar's Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation", and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kylarnatia's national animal is the Auro-Herbae Vulpes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Silvier Sacerdotium.

Kylarnatia is ranked 120,852^nd in the world and 28^th in Gholgoth for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 361.85 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.