The Ancient Empire of Kylarnatia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Caesar Silvier Catherina Silvanus IV with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 23.02 billion Kylarnatians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krytopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kylarnatian economy, worth a remarkable 9,123 trillion Caesar's Aurums a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 396,350 Caesar's Aurums, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kylarnatia's national animal is the Auro-Herbae Vulpes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Silvier Sacerdotium.

Kylarnatia is ranked 171,255^th in the world and 32^nd in Gholgoth for Fattest Citizens, with 0.91 Obesity Rate.