The Ancient Empire of Kylarnatia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Caesar Silvier Catherina Silvanus IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 27.804 billion Kylarnatians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krytopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kylarnatian economy, worth an astonishing 11,288 trillion Caesar's Aurums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 406,000 Caesar's Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, Kylarnatians believe manners maketh the leader, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kylarnatia's national animal is the Auro-Herbae Vulpes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Silvier Sacerdotium.

Kylarnatia is ranked 15,096^th in the world and 27^th in Gholgoth for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 23,683 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.