The Empire of Kryosis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by He Whose Name Is Awesome with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, ban on automobiles, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 34.657 billion Kryosi are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriminis. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kryosi economy, worth a remarkable 5,479 trillion Kryosi Nyxxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 158,120 Kryosi Nyxxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nations across the world are quick to praise He Whose Name Is Awesome's good looks and intellectual prowess, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All", the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, and government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Kryosis's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult of Awesome.

Kryosis is ranked 318,925^th in the world and 52^nd in Anaia for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -97 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.